entry #14
once upon a fairy-land, there lived a little sexy chamber maid who owned a little bottle of kryptonite. She soaks her thong in the kryptonite every night because she needs it to be soft and flexible for her pet bitch, hoochie-mama, to chew on as hoochie-mama is addicted to granules wrapped with kryptonite-flavoured thong. Eternal her addiction will not be, for she is fickle!

the chambermaid had school tomorrow, she had lots of homework. academic effervescence fizzled her poor brain. mournfully, she petted hoochie-mama, who was slimy from kryptonite snacks. hoochie-mama moaned softly and shook her bootylicious ass! which made a cacophony of thumps each time it shook. 'thumps!' chambermaid cried, 'your pecs again? i'll have to call Princey-poo to take a look at them now!'...

"ooh! that delicious hunk?" cried hoochie-mama...

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