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Monday, August 26, 2002
entry #7
once upon a fairy-land, there lived a little sexy chamber maid who owned a little bottle of kryptonite. She soaks her thong in the kryptonite every night because she needs it to be soft and flexible for her pet bitch, hoochie-mama, to chew on as hoochie-mama is addicted to granules wrapped with kryptonite-flavoured thong. Eternal her addiction will not be, for she is fickle!

the chambermaid had school tomorrow, she had lots of homework...

effervescence

c'mon people let's get this goin'!

Scribbled by sugah~plum at 12:34 AM |
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Tuesday, August 13, 2002
entry #6
once upon a fairy-land, there lived a little sexy chamber maid who owned a little bottle of kryptonite. She soaks her thong in the kryptonite every night because she needs it to be soft and flexible for her pet bitch, hoochie-mama, to chew on as hoochie-mama is addicted to granules wrapped with kryptonite-flavoured thong. Eternal her addiction will not be, for she is fickle!

homework

Scribbled by dalena at 6:09 AM |
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Sunday, August 11, 2002
entry #5
once upon a fairy-land, there lived a little sexy chamber maid who owned a little bottle of kryptonite. She soaks her thong in the kryptonite every night because she needs it to be soft and flexible for her pet bitch, hoochie-mama, to chew on as hoochie-mama is addicted to granules wrapped with kryptonite-flavoured thong...

eternal

bwahaha. assuming words with - is one word of course. hope this counts.

Scribbled by sugah~plum at 8:21 PM |
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entry #4
once upon a fairy-land, there lived a little sexy chamber maid who owned a little bottle of kryptonite. She soaks her thong in the kryptonite every night because she needs it to be soft and flexible for her pet bitch, hoochie-mama, to chew on...

granules

hoho.
Scribbled by what all this time was for at 7:22 AM |
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entry #3
once upon a fairy-land, there lived a little sexy chamber maid who owned a little bottle of kryptonite. She soaks her thong in the kryptonite every night because she needs it to be soft and flexible for...

hoochie-mama
Scribbled by Sheila at 6:54 AM |
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entry #2
once upon a fairy-land, there lived a little sexy chamber maid who owned a little bottle of kryptonite. She soaks her thong in the kryptonite every night...

flexible
Scribbled by dalena at 4:04 AM |
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entry #1
here goes..

once upon a fairy-land, there lived a little sexy chamber maid who owned a little bottle of kryptonite...

thong
Scribbled by ` at 4:01 AM |
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let's play roundtable story writing! each 5 words min, 10 words max!

beginning with "once upon a fairy-land, there lived a little sexy..." and ending with "and the prince and superman lived happily ever after." the ending can only be added to the story at least after 40 submissions. (ooh. this'll be fun.) it can be ended by anyone who deems it fit after 40.

for the first entry, the word (not inclusive in the word limit) "chamber" must be used. after each submission, please also include another compulsory word to use.

have fun! lol.
Scribbled by what all this time was for at 1:14 AM |
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Wednesday, August 07, 2002
look, i'm bored, and my computer has an amount of this stuff that you just would not believe.

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago

Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them

Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you

Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections

Good: Your son is dating someone new
Bad: It's another man
Ugly: He's your best friend

Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients
Scribbled by Sheila at 2:27 AM |
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more stuff i found in the nooks and crannies of my hard drive.. idiot stories!:)


Gary Blantz was arrested for kidnapping a bar owner near Lancaster, Pennsylvania in 1992. Police reported later that Blantz shot imself in the foot with his .45 caliber revolver in order to show his victim what would happen if he disobeyed.

When his .38-caliber revolver failed to fire at its intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder: he peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. Happily for most concerned, this time it
worked.

After shooting and wounding his wife and young son, Louis Pilar of Rheims, France, told police that a three-week strike by television technicians was to blame. 'There was nothing to look at,' he explained, 'and I was bored.' Fortunately his wife did not seem to mind being shot at. From her hospital bed she said: 'I don't blame my husband. It really was very boring in the evenings.'


and some stuff under 'weird but true':


Here's a round-up of unusual items that have fallen from the sky recently:
--In New York, a baby turtle completely encased in ice.
--Live snakes up to two feet long in India.
--Seaweed off the coast of Scotland.
--A group of more than 100 dead geese on a farm in France.
--In Mali, a grasshopper inside a hailstone

Earth catches a lot of outer space garbage. But although as much as 150 tons of it, primarily from meteorites, slams into our planet each year, apparently only seven people have ever been hit by the stuff.

(i found this quite funny)
A battle is raging in many African nations over the ancient practice of witchcraft. Largely ignored by the mainstream media are reports like this one with a Ghana dateline. In a landmark case there, 80-year-old Janet Abra Wuo has filed suit against her brother for falsely accusing her of witchcraft. He'd charged Janet with using witchcraft to empty his bank account and render him impotent. And he had demanded four bottles of gin in compensation.
Scribbled by Sheila at 2:24 AM |
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Sunday, August 04, 2002
cuz i didn't know it was spelled bosom (bu-zem).

i actually wanted it to mean busty buddies, but, yea, it came out right instead. i think. heh.
Scribbled by what all this time was for at 3:57 AM |
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erm. Why is it bossom buddies, sounds so weird! *peers around*

but yeah, cute anecdotes and stuff :p Ooooo haven't blogged for so many days :P
Scribbled by dalena at 3:19 AM |
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On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."

chuckle:p
Scribbled by Sheila at 12:01 AM |
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bossombuddies
4/14 from the batch of NYGH 2002