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| Wednesday, July 31, 2002 | |||
| i can't narrate this. hrm. heh.
"A rewrite of a famous moment in movie history Date: Tue, 16 Jul 2002 00:55:58 +1000 A furious light saber duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks round, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down. DARTH VADER: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father." LUKE: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!" DARTH VADER: "No! I am your father!" LUKE: "No, it's not true! It's impossible." DARTH VADER: "Search your feelings; you know it to be true." LUKE: "NO!" DARTH VADER: "Yes, it is true and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?" LUKE: "Threepio?" DARTH VADER: "Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was seven years old." LUKE: "No." DARTH VADER: "Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp." LUKE: "I worked hard on that moisture farm." DARTH VADER: "What? Hauling buckets? I spent my childhood as a slave then *real* Jedi training, not 'a few days in the swamp with Yoda'." LUKE: "I destroyed your precious Death Star!" DARTH VADER: "When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!" LUKE: "Well, it's not my fault." DARTH VADER: "Oh, here we go. 'Poor me, my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith.. waahhh wahhh!'" LUKE: "Shut up." DARTH VADER: "You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!" LUKE: "I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!" DARTH VADER: "Oh, for the love of the Emperor ? 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open. Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer, right here baby!" Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it. DARTH VADER: "I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine." Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft. Darth Vader looks after him. DARTH VADER: "And get a haircut!" posted by Barry Smith 2:46 PM " |
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| Tuesday, July 30, 2002 | |||
| okae, the blog add's been changed to bossombuddies. hah! anyway, before you have the urge to link it to your blog, take a moment and consult the great sheila-beela! -cackle cackle chortle- cuz i'm too lazy to explain why i have to change the blog add... stoned. | |||
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| hah! something i got in the e-mail. (people seem to be in the copy/paste mood these days or something?) anyway. the stupid lycos mail skrewd up on me. and it keeps wanting to be debugged. argh. dumb mail service.
> Smart man + smart woman = romance > > Smart man + dumb woman = affair > > Dumb man + smart woman = marriage > > Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy > > OFFICE ARITHMETIC > > Smart boss + smart employee = profit > > Smart boss + dumb employee = production > > Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion > > Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime > > > SHOPPING MATH > > A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. > > A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't > need. > > GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS > > A woman worries about the future until she gets a > husband. > > A man never worries about the future until he gets a > wife. > > A successful man is one who makes more money than his > wife can spend. > > A successful woman is one who can find such a man. > > > HAPPINESS > > To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot > and love him a little. > > To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and > not try to understand her at all. > > > LONGEVITY > > Married men live longer than single men, but married > men are a lot more willing to die. > > > PROPENSITY TO CHANGE > > A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he > doesn't. > > A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, > and she does. > > DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE > > A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a > man says after that is the beginning of a new > argument. > > HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING > MARRIED: > > Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me > in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." > They stopped after I started doing the same thing to > them at funerals. ----- heh ;] anyways. check this out.. Badminton is the world's fastest racket sport: a shuttle can leave the racket at a speed of almost 200 mph. -mgrin- |
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| Monday, July 29, 2002 | |||
| bwahahaha i finally got back on the class blog:p had some weird problems with my last account heh. anyway... sheil's airport thingie reminded me of one, that goes something like this (this is like real too hmm)
Some Crazy Guy: (cuts queue and goes straight to the front) Here, do mine first, i'm in a hurry. Person who checks tickets before boarding: Excuse me Sir, you have to queue up. SCG: Do you know who I am? PWCT: No, Sir I'm afraid not. (upon closer look, discovers its some big shot) SCG: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? PWCT: (gets pissed off and announces on loudspeaker) Attention please, we have a middle aged man at the boarding area who has no idea who he is, someone please enlighten him while we continue to board. Thank you. yea yea i know, i sound like a bored crazy idiot. stoning in school now, waaay past school hours but sadly boohoo home comp ain't working so i've got no choice. sniff was supposed to watch minority report today or smth but there's no more decent times left! don't think i can catch it before prelims. speaking of prelims... watch out, they're coming..... *ominous music* hey anyone wants to form a serious study group or smth? |
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| Scribbled by sugah~plum at 1:37 AM | | |||
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| Saturday, July 27, 2002 | |||
| ahaha just got this in the mail. another copyandpaste post:)
Kids Thoughts on Marriage HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kirsten, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? -- Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. -- Theodore, age 8 It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (Bless you child) HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? Kelvin, age 8 HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10 |
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| Scribbled by Sheila at 8:48 AM | | |||
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| Friday, July 19, 2002 | |||
| Eeehehhhhhhhhh love the quotes.
Keep posting 'em! HAH :D |
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| Scribbled by dalena at 3:31 AM | | |||
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| Thursday, July 18, 2002 | |||
| haha, was looking through all the crap i keep on my computer, and just had to post a few of these.
actual (airline) pilot-controller conversations: Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7" Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway." Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern?" Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern and we've already notified our caterers." -------------- O'Hare Approach Control: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, eastbound." United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this...I've got that Fokker in sight." --------------- A Pan Am 727 flight engineer waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following-- Lufthansa (in German): Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?" Unknown voice (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war". actual doctors' stories: While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered, "Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive." ***** I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, "Cover your right eye with your hand." He read the 20/20 line perfectly. "Now your left." Again, a flawless read. "Now both," I requested.There was silence. He couldn't even read the large E on the top line. I turned and discovered that he had done exactly what I had asked; he was standing there with both his eyes covered. I was laughing too hard to finish the exam. ***** At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," remorsed the patient. da will like this quote! "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein |
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| Scribbled by Sheila at 8:33 AM | | |||
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| Saturday, July 13, 2002 | |||
| just one word. omg. yes. 'OHM-Ge'. | |||
| Scribbled by what all this time was for at 5:26 AM | | |||
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| hmmmm okie. Anyhows, I updated my blog (yes, finally) due to infinite boredom sooooo.....if you're as bored as me, go take a look?=p
*dances around happily* |
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| Scribbled by dalena at 1:04 AM | | |||
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| Friday, July 12, 2002 | |||
| heya bored babe. i don't know where i gots them, but i jut gots them.
randomly surf lah doh. |
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| Scribbled by what all this time was for at 7:15 PM | | |||
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| i'm bored hmmmmmmm and that's an interesting pic you found there sam :p
Oooooo today's such a boringly empty day that I actually went to this stupid site that lets you rate photos of people on a scale of 1-10, www.hotornot.com I think :p not too sure *ponder* anyhows, it was amusing for a little while then got boring again later. Eh, where do you get such "lovely" pictures from all the time anyways *curious*:p |
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| Scribbled by dalena at 8:21 AM | | |||
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| Sunday, July 07, 2002 | |||
| whoooopsadaisie! check back now. | |||
| Scribbled by what all this time was for at 7:17 AM | | |||
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| it's just so wrong to see 'byte me' after that photo..! | |||
| Scribbled by Sheila at 6:39 AM | | |||
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| Saturday, July 06, 2002 | |||
| hey darth voider! -laffs at own joke-
welcome back! here's a little somethin' fer you to 
"This milk mom packed me tastes a little funny!" |
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| Scribbled by what all this time was for at 10:38 PM | | |||
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| hah! i'm back from the not too friendly void. okae whatever. just bored to crap. in the middle of the night at approx 04:15! i'm up and no one's on aard. neither icq (cept those away cable users). and i'm going to sleep! well just htought i'd post a msg here sincei haven't posted one for ages =p but i haven't got anything interesting to add. btw that porno piece of conversation was feraking lame and porno. wtf. anything else ih aven't mentioned? that guy's such a dumbass mofo :] yea.. have fun. cough. i'm going to sleep with an empty stomach. (i) feel the acid moving around. ahh my stomach lining, there it goes. | |||
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| Thursday, July 04, 2002 | |||
| oops. thanks but no thanks, i don't need j00r wuv anyway. | |||
| Scribbled by what all this time was for at 7:00 AM | | |||
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| Wednesday, July 03, 2002 | |||
| sprinkles? Weilin or Fengyi? Wha?
I'M NOT EITHER OF THEM *WAIL BURSTS INTO TEARS* nowuv for j00. Ever :p oh, and check this out :p |
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| Scribbled by dalena at 7:52 PM | | |||
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| Monday, July 01, 2002 | |||
| press post & publish, idiot. | |||
| Scribbled by what all this time was for at 5:10 AM | | |||
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| (thought ya'll might well appreciate this excerpt from me blog:p)
dalena's such an entertaining seatmate in class, though she could literally make you cry with her jokes. unfortunately today our chinese teacher unsuspectingly inspired her when she explained a word meaning 'olive' in english. da: knock knock! me (innocently): who's there? da: olive! me: olive who? da: olive you! (i love you) da: knock knock! (i'm still reeling from the last one too much to answer so she turns to michelle) michelle: who's there? da: dunno. michelle: dunno who? da: you're supposed to tell me, asshole! |
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| Scribbled by Sheila at 2:42 AM | | |||
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| aaaaaaaaah tuition's over -does a little jig-
a few messages i need to post cos my sis stole my handphone for the day, mutter. weilin: i love your mom. i love your mom's baking. oh my god. serene: aha! got exactly the same score on the physics ny 98 prelim as uncle roy's beloved overachieving shengrong, so did michelle i think! quick, get higher than him during your next session and we can all have a good gloat!!:) chem sucks, chinese sucks, lalalala! |
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| Scribbled by Sheila at 2:28 AM | | |||
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| bossombuddies |
| 4/14 from the batch of NYGH 2002 |